Y’all, I’ve got another pod for ya that you’re going to love. (Do you like how I just said y’all even though I’m from nowhere near the south?) It’s whatever. I do what I want. Just do yourself a favor and go listen.
You’ll love this one, friends, if any of these lovely topics relate to you:
- you are moving to Nashville (or any new city, for that matter) (me)
- you are single (me)
- you are obsessed with thinking about who you would choose as a girlfriend in your life, either dead or alive (me)
- you want advice on what it’s like to walk through life when you have more married friends than single friends (ME)
- you want to laugh (me)
- you want to talk Adele, Lucille Ball, Amy Schumer, and Michelle Obama (me)
Huh, yeah, I fit into all of those categories. Shocker. Listen, guys, I know you’ll find some value here and I know you’ve got 45 minutes to spare. And also, if you’re sitting there thinking, actually, I don’t have 45 minutes to spare, sorry. Well, then, you’ve got bigger fish to fry. Seriously. Email me. You need a self-care plan. I didn’t get a masters in counseling for nothin’. I promise this one is worth your time! If you don’t smile at least once, I’ll give you your money back. Guaranteed. Which is a total of ZERO-fricken-dollars because I’m broke as hell and unemployed.
ps. tell me what YOU loved about it. I’m dying to know. Seriously, tell me. And then tell all your friends. Excellent.